That's Not How You Do It! (Random Story 1)

Hello, my name is Bubkis! I like to eat squirrel poo on the weekends. I have five sisters; Cindy, Rose, Jill, Liz and Belany. And that's my brother, Bug. He's a bug. He also has an extra toe on the tops of his webbed feet. He likes collecting dust mites so he can make a scale model of eBay headquarters. Someday I'm going to move to Eugene, Oregon and open my own camera shop so I can show people how to bust a move. There's a hole in my bed where I like to put creamed corn and raspberries. I call RasperCorn! It tastes like happy. My mom is sick so she has to drink lots of cough medicine. Then she gets angry and throws my pewter figurines at my sisters. Ok, well I have to go teach my pet fly how to do long division. Kbye!