Okay. These have been stuck in my head and I have to get them out. So here we go!
Wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men. Wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men. Wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men. Hi, I'm Al Harrington. President and CEO of Al Harrington's Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man Emporium and Warehouse. Thanks to a shipping error, I am now currently overstocked on wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men and I am passing the savings on to yooouuuu!!! Attract customers to your business. Make a splash at your next presentation. Keep Grandma company. Protect your crops. Confuse you neighbors. African American? Hail a cab, testify in church, or just raise the roof. Whatever your wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man needs are. So come on down to Al Harrington's Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man Emporium and Warehouse. Route 2 in Weekapaaauuug!!! Video Here.
Crudely painted not so funny plywood cutout folk art. Crudely painted not so funny plywood cutout folk art. Crudely painted not so funny plywood cutout folk art. Hi, I'm Al Harrington of Al Harrington's Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man Warehouse and Emporium. As an unwanted result of a recent lawsuit, I am now in possession of hundreds of pallets of crudely painted not so funny plywood cutout folk art and it's just waiting to transform your uncut trashed lawn into a living canvas that tells passers by, "Hey, everyone. A real funny bugger lives here." Your neighbors will chuckle warmly and motorists will slow down and applaud when they cast their eyes on such favorites as; Sort-of Ben & Jerry's Looking Cow, Black Silhouetted Cowboy Leaning on Barn and everybody's favorite, Fat Woman Bending Over Tending to Her Garden in Big Polka-dotted Bloomers. Most of this stuff is priced to move and until it does, it's an enormous fire hazard. So please, come see me on Route 2 in Weekapaug. Look for the Sort-of Ben & Jerry's Looking Cow out front. Video Here.
Intergalactic proton powered electric tentacled advertising droids. Intergalactic proton powered electric tentacled advertising droids. Intergalactic proton powered electric tentacled advertising droids. Hi, I'm Darth Harrington of Darth Harrington's Intergalactic Proton Powered Electric Tentacled Advertising Droids Emporium and Moon Base. Due to a garbled sub-space transmission, I am currently overstocked on all intergalactic proton powered electric tentacled advertising droids and I am passing the savings on to yooouuuu!!! Video Here.
Man, that felt good!
Okay, goodnight peeps!
Until next time!
tuna
Wednesday, February 17, 2010
Thursday, February 4, 2010
The Joys of Omegle!
Ahh, yes. Omegle. The thing that provokes you to do that which your mother taught you not to, talking to strangers. Here is the log of a great conversation I just had.
Enjoy!
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_3RCofj5wc&feature=related
Stranger: ?
You: do it
You: NAO!!!
Stranger: LOL
You: are you wearning socks today
You: have you evar eaten a crayon?!
Stranger: yes I am
You: have you evar eaten crayon soup?!?!
You: MUDKIPS!!!!
Stranger: nope
You: peepee?
Stranger: nope
You: whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
You: In Pokemon Platinum, would you recommend using Torterra as a Choice Bander or with a more "Sword Dance" type set up? Also would you lead with him?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: ur random
You: Answer nao, sar!
Stranger: I DONT PLAY THAT GAME!!
You: YOU ARE WRONG!
You: everyone plays
You: with my peepee
You: What's porn?
Stranger: poor oral rage nail... = porn
You: CORRECT!
You: Ten cups, and only one bottle of Powerade... What island are you on?
Stranger: Iceland
You: INCORRECT!
You: -1000 points
You: When you find a cat in your hamper do you... A) Close the hamper and take it outside. B) Smash it with a hammer. C) Leave because you remember it's not your house.
Stranger: B
You: NO! ALL OF THE ABOVE!!!!!!
You: What do you think is the best way to defeat terrorism?
Stranger: there is no terorism : D
You: FALSE!!! NOOB TUBES DEFEAT TERRORISTS!!!!!
You: Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
You: Fell free to measure...
You: Feel**
You: feel me
You: feel me up
You: push me
You: and then just touch me
You: til i can get my
You: satisfaction
You: satisfaction
You: ENNNNNNNNNNK!!!! TIMES UP!!!!
You: If you won a $1,000 shopping spree for any store, which store would you pick?
You: HOW MUCH WOOD COULD A WOODCHUCK CHUCK IF A WOODCHUCK COULD CHUCK WOOD?!?!?!?!?!
Stranger: LOL
You: no
You: approximately 12
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Enjoy!
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_3RCofj5wc&feature=related
Stranger: ?
You: do it
You: NAO!!!
Stranger: LOL
You: are you wearning socks today
You: have you evar eaten a crayon?!
Stranger: yes I am
You: have you evar eaten crayon soup?!?!
You: MUDKIPS!!!!
Stranger: nope
You: peepee?
Stranger: nope
You: whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
You: In Pokemon Platinum, would you recommend using Torterra as a Choice Bander or with a more "Sword Dance" type set up? Also would you lead with him?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: ur random
You: Answer nao, sar!
Stranger: I DONT PLAY THAT GAME!!
You: YOU ARE WRONG!
You: everyone plays
You: with my peepee
You: What's porn?
Stranger: poor oral rage nail... = porn
You: CORRECT!
You: Ten cups, and only one bottle of Powerade... What island are you on?
Stranger: Iceland
You: INCORRECT!
You: -1000 points
You: When you find a cat in your hamper do you... A) Close the hamper and take it outside. B) Smash it with a hammer. C) Leave because you remember it's not your house.
Stranger: B
You: NO! ALL OF THE ABOVE!!!!!!
You: What do you think is the best way to defeat terrorism?
Stranger: there is no terorism : D
You: FALSE!!! NOOB TUBES DEFEAT TERRORISTS!!!!!
You: Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
You: Fell free to measure...
You: Feel**
You: feel me
You: feel me up
You: push me
You: and then just touch me
You: til i can get my
You: satisfaction
You: satisfaction
You: ENNNNNNNNNNK!!!! TIMES UP!!!!
You: If you won a $1,000 shopping spree for any store, which store would you pick?
You: HOW MUCH WOOD COULD A WOODCHUCK CHUCK IF A WOODCHUCK COULD CHUCK WOOD?!?!?!?!?!
Stranger: LOL
You: no
You: approximately 12
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
My Strange Dream
The following are events from dreams I had the night of February 3, 2010 as far as my memory will allow me to recall.
Walking around Wal-Mart with my friend Kelsey. We get to the children clothing isles and a girl vaguely resembling Kelsey's roommate, Elisia. “Oh my God! I love you! I want you!” She says. Quickly and rudely, I raise my hands into the air and respond, “Well, I want hot dogs to appear in my hands, but I don't see that happening anytime soon.”
Memory fades.
Same Wal-Mart, my friend, Jordan spots unassembled cabinet and comments on it. We stay and talk about it and start messing with it. Employees appear to finish putting it together. I help while Jordan watches and gets distracted by another display in the sports isles.
Larger chunk of memory missing.
In my suite, I am yelling loud and rude things. My roommate, Ethan begins to spaz out, attempting to signal to me that my other roommate, Ben's parents are here. Only he is around the corner where they can see him, but not me. They begin leave. Girls arrive and disappear into Ben's room. One is somewhat familiar. As Ben's parents leave, Ethan quickly begins miming as if he were pulling a heavy object down the hall, wearing a shit-eating grin, just to cover his spaz-out. Time passes by and the girls, shirtless, leave Ben's room. I avert my eyes behind the open suite door to avoid getting caught looking, trying to figure out what is going on. After clothing herself, the one that I vaguely recognized, noticed me and began speaking as if we knew each other. She insisted on entering my room, just to see what it looked like. I implore her not to, as it is nothing special and is messy. She ignores me and forces her way into my room. She looks around at my décor, faking interest. She begins closing my door while making some sort of subtly seductive comment. I assert my confusion and she rephrases/reiterates. She then makes one more, much more obvious statement as her face slowly approached mine. She began to kiss me. It all felt as if it were very real. Her warm soft lips touching mine, her hair brushing against my face. I was so very confused, but didn't pull away. All of a sudden, I wake up, gasping for air.
What on Earth just happened?!
tuna
Walking around Wal-Mart with my friend Kelsey. We get to the children clothing isles and a girl vaguely resembling Kelsey's roommate, Elisia. “Oh my God! I love you! I want you!” She says. Quickly and rudely, I raise my hands into the air and respond, “Well, I want hot dogs to appear in my hands, but I don't see that happening anytime soon.”
Memory fades.
Same Wal-Mart, my friend, Jordan spots unassembled cabinet and comments on it. We stay and talk about it and start messing with it. Employees appear to finish putting it together. I help while Jordan watches and gets distracted by another display in the sports isles.
Larger chunk of memory missing.
In my suite, I am yelling loud and rude things. My roommate, Ethan begins to spaz out, attempting to signal to me that my other roommate, Ben's parents are here. Only he is around the corner where they can see him, but not me. They begin leave. Girls arrive and disappear into Ben's room. One is somewhat familiar. As Ben's parents leave, Ethan quickly begins miming as if he were pulling a heavy object down the hall, wearing a shit-eating grin, just to cover his spaz-out. Time passes by and the girls, shirtless, leave Ben's room. I avert my eyes behind the open suite door to avoid getting caught looking, trying to figure out what is going on. After clothing herself, the one that I vaguely recognized, noticed me and began speaking as if we knew each other. She insisted on entering my room, just to see what it looked like. I implore her not to, as it is nothing special and is messy. She ignores me and forces her way into my room. She looks around at my décor, faking interest. She begins closing my door while making some sort of subtly seductive comment. I assert my confusion and she rephrases/reiterates. She then makes one more, much more obvious statement as her face slowly approached mine. She began to kiss me. It all felt as if it were very real. Her warm soft lips touching mine, her hair brushing against my face. I was so very confused, but didn't pull away. All of a sudden, I wake up, gasping for air.
What on Earth just happened?!
tuna
Wednesday, February 3, 2010
Ask Me ANYTHING! Go Ahead, I Dare You!
Here's a site I found. It's called formspring. Anyone can ask my any question and I can choose to answer any of them. So go ahead. Ask me ANYTHING! Go on, I dare you!!!
HELOOOOOO!!!!
I have been away from mah blog for to long! What's up mah peeps! Watch as I do a little dance! Okay, dance over! Now here comes a post worth reading!
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