My Pinball Brain

Okay. These have been stuck in my head and I have to get them out. So here we go!

Wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men. Wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men. Wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men. Hi, I'm Al Harrington. President and CEO of Al Harrington's Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man Emporium and Warehouse. Thanks to a shipping error, I am now currently overstocked on wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men and I am passing the savings on to yooouuuu!!! Attract customers to your business. Make a splash at your next presentation. Keep Grandma company. Protect your crops. Confuse you neighbors. African American? Hail a cab, testify in church, or just raise the roof. Whatever your wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man needs are. So come on down to Al Harrington's Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man Emporium and Warehouse. Route 2 in Weekapaaauuug!!! Video Here.

Crudely painted not so funny plywood cutout folk art. Crudely painted not so funny plywood cutout folk art. Crudely painted not so funny plywood cutout folk art. Hi, I'm Al Harrington of Al Harrington's Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man Warehouse and Emporium. As an unwanted result of a recent lawsuit, I am now in possession of hundreds of pallets of crudely painted not so funny plywood cutout folk art and it's just waiting to transform your uncut trashed lawn into a living canvas that tells passers by, "Hey, everyone. A real funny bugger lives here." Your neighbors will chuckle warmly and motorists will slow down and applaud when they cast their eyes on such favorites as; Sort-of Ben & Jerry's Looking Cow, Black Silhouetted Cowboy Leaning on Barn and everybody's favorite, Fat Woman Bending Over Tending to Her Garden in Big Polka-dotted Bloomers. Most of this stuff is priced to move and until it does, it's an enormous fire hazard. So please, come see me on Route 2 in Weekapaug. Look for the Sort-of Ben & Jerry's Looking Cow out front. Video Here.

Intergalactic proton powered electric tentacled advertising droids. Intergalactic proton powered electric tentacled advertising droids. Intergalactic proton powered electric tentacled advertising droids. Hi, I'm Darth Harrington of Darth Harrington's Intergalactic Proton Powered Electric Tentacled Advertising Droids Emporium and Moon Base. Due to a garbled sub-space transmission, I am currently overstocked on all intergalactic proton powered electric tentacled advertising droids and I am passing the savings on to yooouuuu!!! Video Here.

Man, that felt good!


Okay, goodnight peeps!

Until next time!

tuna