The Joys of Omegle!

Ahh, yes. Omegle. The thing that provokes you to do that which your mother taught you not to, talking to strangers. Here is the log of a great conversation I just had.

Enjoy!

You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_3RCofj5wc&feature=related
Stranger: ?
You: do it
You: NAO!!!
Stranger: LOL
You: are you wearning socks today
You: have you evar eaten a crayon?!
Stranger: yes I am
You: have you evar eaten crayon soup?!?!
You: MUDKIPS!!!!
Stranger: nope
You: peepee?
Stranger: nope
You: whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
You: In Pokemon Platinum, would you recommend using Torterra as a Choice Bander or with a more "Sword Dance" type set up? Also would you lead with him?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: ur random
You: Answer nao, sar!
Stranger: I DONT PLAY THAT GAME!!
You: YOU ARE WRONG!
You: everyone plays
You: with my peepee
You: What's porn?
Stranger: poor oral rage nail... = porn
You: CORRECT!
You: Ten cups, and only one bottle of Powerade... What island are you on?
Stranger: Iceland
You: INCORRECT!
You: -1000 points
You: When you find a cat in your hamper do you... A) Close the hamper and take it outside. B) Smash it with a hammer. C) Leave because you remember it's not your house.
Stranger: B
You: NO! ALL OF THE ABOVE!!!!!!
You: What do you think is the best way to defeat terrorism?
Stranger: there is no terorism : D
You: FALSE!!! NOOB TUBES DEFEAT TERRORISTS!!!!!
You: Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
You: Fell free to measure...
You: Feel**
You: feel me
You: feel me up
You: push me
You: and then just touch me
You: til i can get my
You: satisfaction
You: satisfaction
You: ENNNNNNNNNNK!!!! TIMES UP!!!!
You: If you won a $1,000 shopping spree for any store, which store would you pick?
You: HOW MUCH WOOD COULD A WOODCHUCK CHUCK IF A WOODCHUCK COULD CHUCK WOOD?!?!?!?!?!
Stranger: LOL
You: no
You: approximately 12
Your conversational partner has disconnected.